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Eventually we got bored with that and moved onto writing! The first person writes a scentence and gives it to the next person who writes something from the first scentence. Then the second person folds over the paper so only his/her scentence shows and it continues with each person seeing only the scentence before them! WARNING: These stories all get silly, some get stupid, and some are just... cheesy. The Toe
There once was a man who named his big toe.
The toe's name was Bill, Bill was a bad toe.
One day, Bill kicked a red fire hydrant.
The water sprayed everywhere, and the fire department had to come turn it off, and everybody was all wet.
The evil witch got wet too and she melted into a puddle of lemonade.
Then the janitor came and he saw the puddle of lemonade, he got a rag and mopped it up, then squeezed it into a cup and drank it!
They rushed him to the hospital for emergency surgery.
He was in surgery for eight hours and they had to remove the left side of his brain. Fortunately, he survived, but he was paralized.
He went to Disney World in his wheelchair and Tinkerbell touched him with her magic wand. He could walk! Then he went to the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse.
The Guinea Pig
There once was a guinea pig who wanted more than anything to have a long, fluffy tail.
His was short and flat and, worst of all, it was purple.
He didn't like it, so one day he tried to cut it off with a razor blade, but it was stuck.
Seeing that the razor blade didn't work, he shot it and missed and shot his head. He died.
Well, he almost died, someone found him and he got into a good guina pig support group.
His new friends named him Jeffery and he learned how to eat carrots but he still didn't know how to flush toilets.
They worked with him, showing hin day after day, trying to get him to flush. Finally, after two years once late at night they all heard the sound they had waited so long to hear. A flush!
THE DEATH OF A NATION
Once upon a time there were four very dumb kids who couldn't write. They came up with a way to overthrow the U.S. government & rule the nation by themselves.
So they thought about it for a long time and then the four kids put their plan to overthrow the government into action.
Only one serious obstacle stood in their way. Nicolae Carpathia knew what they were doing, and he wasn't about to let it happen. (Nicolae Carpathia is the Antichrist in the Left Behind series)
He gave them wings and sent them away to South America and they lived with cannibals.
They civilized the cannibals and became their rulers, then they formed an army and prepared to attack Brazil.
The army sailed to Brazil and the army started eating people left and right. The Brazillian army started to shoot at the army and they sailed back to sea.
Out at sea, the army was bombarded by Brazillian acorns and the ship sank.
Ariel the mermaid saved one of the crew, a guy named Brad Pitt, and she made him a merman. They lived happily ever after under the sea.
(Did you notice they sailed to Brazil from South America?)
The Silver Spoon
Once in a dungeon long ago there was a man who had a silver spoon with lots of priceless gems on it. What was special about this spoon was that the man who ate soup with it got three wishes. The man in the dungeon did.
"What will your fist wish be?" it asked the man in the dungeon.
"First of all," he said "I'd like to have a purple cow, because I'd rather see than be one."
"I'm sorry, we're all out of purple cows." said the salesman, and the man walked away mad.
While he was walking away in a rage he wasn't looking where he was going and ran into a green cow. "This will do." he said.
"Moooo!" said the cow.
He looked at the cow as it turned orange. Then the man turned into a farmer and sat down by a pink cow.
The pink cow got sick and started throwing up all over the place so they called a vet who got in a car wreck on the way over.
The man died, but the cow made it to the vet, but by that time the cow was so hurt it died anyway.
The bright side of this story is that the cow that died became the hamburger that saved a poor boy's life.
(Did you notice the man never got out of the dungeon?)
THE END
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